February 2011
That's What We DO!: The Polite Way To Pee →
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:
“Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?”
Michael said, “Just a minute I have to go pee.”…
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Reblog if you have met someone online that you...
January 2011
reblog if you want Messages (1)
lyuka:
oh .. this is amazingg, i reblogged & i got 460 messages .
weird, i only got 18
67 FUCK YEAH
omg i love this! it gave me 13 messages :DDDDDD
wooah?? this shits legit… i got 26:D
what the shit?! this is awesome!
You are all shitting me.
LOOK YOU GUISESSSSS, IT WOOOOOOORKS.
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Try. :))))
is this real?
seriously?
HOLY SHIT IT WORKS
Imma try. :) ‘
ill be pissed...
I had a dream that I was dreaming while dreaming
lorinisapirate:
INCEPTION
Day 3) Post a picture of yourself from a year ago,...
i used to just let opportunities pass by me and not say anything, now if i see one i hesitate but it’s always worth giving it a shot
i've said this before and i'll say it agian
i love the awkwardness of elevators
mustachesarelovely asked: and i ment to say hbu! lol :) so sorrry
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i look forward to the future due to the fact that...
in less then a month i turn 21
not sure how i feel about it but should be interesting
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watching the state of the union for a class
and people have been clapping for at least 5 minutes, when the president finally reaches the podium, i can’t help but think if the clapping is because he finally stopped shaking everyones hand and that they can sit down
henrycaron-deactivated20110628- asked: Thank you for reblogging my shot !
“I was given the ‘weird’ badge, but I think everybody’s weird and that’s the key...”
– Johnny Depp (via fuckyeahjohnnydepp)
2) Take a picture of what you look like today and...
i need to shave, get a haircut and to lose a bit of weight
